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昨日の昼飯のとき、隣の席で営業と思われるOL 2人の
会話が耳に入った。先輩と新人らしい。

「さっきみたいな男性客を攻略するコツとかあるんですか？」
「ツンデレとか？（笑）」
「ツンデレですか？（笑）」
「大勢いるときはツンツンしてて、二人きりになったらひたすら
リップサービス、みたいな感じかな」
「そうなんですか。二人になったらパクってくわえちゃうんですか？
洗わないで大丈夫ですか?」
（先輩が茶を吹く）
「馬鹿！フェラじゃない！（笑）」

そのうちこいつらも結婚して母親になるのかと思うと勃起した。

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